Monday, April 24, 2006

Smokin' Joe

Dear Senator War Loving Lieberman -

I don't have a lot of time but I see you have been a bit negligent in your promises - probably because Ned Lamont's got you on the run but nevertheless, I don't like it when our Senators break promises.

You promised my favorite entertainer, Sean Hannity, that you would come on his show once a month and it's now 82 days since you made that promise.

I'm only trying to help you. You don't want to be in trouble with Fox News Channel, do you?

And I'm sure Sean is taking it very personally.

See what you can do to lighten up your schedule, ok? I know you're also busy trying to plan the new war in Iran which surely must be thrilling you but you can still take a break on a Sunday morning, can't you?

And just for the record though I very much doubt you care, I really don't want to end my days as part of a mushroom cloud, ok?

Call Hannity and make up. Please.



"THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN GANGRENE OF THE SOUL"

MIKE MALLOY - 1/20/05

HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS!

HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEAMORS!!

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